if people at my school get One Direction tickets and i don't: 

  • Poilce: So you're saying a bird just flew in, scratched her eyes out, ripped off her ears and stole the tickets?
  • Me: Not just any bird.
  • Police: What?
  • Me: Kevin.
  • Police: .
  • Me: The Pigeon.
  • Police: .
  • Me: That's right.


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